We are awol because I have my final exams and after my trip to Italy my members are also awol. >.> Please apply for the cleaning positions if you think you can help.

I will be back this weekend. We basically just need to typeset 361 & 362 and then we can release.

Actually, Urahara supposed to be the one who announces the release, but he fell asleep so I gotta do it. Well, enjoy our faster-than-usual release. Maxi and the rest of the members suffer from it. Be thankful.

Edit: this speed comes with its price you know. I had to stay up so late at night to finish it (4AM). Jenny typeset until 3 in the morning. That was why urahara fell asleep. We were doing our usual work in an extremely shorter period of time, considering that I wasn't actually waiting one week before I opened up the raw. So be happy about it. I also had to wake up early because I have an appointment, I feel so screwed up in the head right now.

As I have mentioned before, we need more members. I really need a proofreader and a translator for Gantz right now. So do apply. Talk to theAntagonist in our channel for the test. #whatever@irc.irchighway.net The entire crew stations there from now on, so if you want to apply to any position, just talk to one of them. Or send your application to whateverproject (at) gmail (dot) com

By the way I baked a pear pie on the other day:

Greetings fellow followers!

We are happy to give you the new Gantz chapter, you can grab it here. It would have been released sooner, if it wasn't for TM talking about porn and stuff on irc, thus distracting our members and preventing them from doing their work...

On that note, if you also want to talk with TM about tentacle sex and other weird stuff, please join us on our irc channel, we are so lonely in there ; ; Just click on the irc link on the menu. Or if you just want to rant about something. But we will all know that you came for the p0rnz.

Also, we are always in need of new members (cleaners mostly and typesetters) for Gantz. Also translators. Well everything basically. We especially need strong-willed people that can withstand TM's rage. The more people we have, the faster we can release and we can finally pick up a new project or two (or three!). You can apply on our irc channel or through this email: whateverproject (@) gmail (dot) com (For the proofreader position, please contact theAntagonist).

You don't have to be insanely skilled with Photoshop, we can teach you most things you need to know, we are very patient *cough cough*. Well I am, so don't bother TM until you are mentally prepared. But still, you can always just give it a try, you got nothing to lose, except from some time (and maybe your sanity, no guarantee on the latter).

Also TM wanted you to have this, her apple cupcake with cinnamon icing. Yes, I know it looks delicious, you are free to drool and feel sorry for yourselves, I know I will:

Hello, readers (ahem, leechers). I'm forced by my members: Urahara and Jenny to release the chapters. I'm unhappy. I can no longer take this pressure. Here, take them! I am not happy with these chapters though, I really like Reika as a character. (Not just boobs like most of you.)

Please read the news below and apply for the positions (We need you if you want us to release D.Gray-man and Claymore again. Personally I'm not interested in D.Gray-man anymore but I might want to do Claymore. But the staff wants D.Gray-man, I don't get it). Our forums are gone due to some unfortunate circumstances, so be sure to visit our irc channels, all the madness in this world is waiting for you there. You can't miss it! (On another note, Urahara has managed to play the russian roulette with the streak of 40 and survive, go and challenge him in the channel. the command is !russian roulette, you can play it as long as Jenny is there. We also have sex trivia as long as you see KaMaSuTrAs there. I will try to bring Whatever|Bitch back later, for those who remember here.)

Good news! Jenny has come back to save us from our deep slumber. We probably will try to release faster from now on. (sadly...T.T)

I bought a pot of Hyacinth few days ago, it blooms. T.T I'm so happy. I even mad an effort to go into the bleak winter forest to pick the moss to wrap over the bulb and transfer the flower to a new pot

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*AHEM!  This post has been hijacked by your friendly neighborhood Antagonist:  Please people, I really really really really want to see more Whatever-flavored Claymore.  So pop into the irc channel and apply!  Also, Gantz could really use some proofreaders as well.  I've become senile in my old age and can't keep up with these youngsters the way I used to >_>  So we really need some help whipping the translations into shape for release.  English speakers only please :P  If you have a good grasp on the English language, and feel comfortable deriving the intended meaning from rough (or not so rough) translations, then this job's for you!  Apply now, or I'll continue hijacking TM's posts just to annoy you all >:-]

I have many things to say really. First of all, I forgot that Gantz 358 already came out so I just started it yesterday, but no worries, we are done with it today. Yes, we can finish a chapter within a day if we want to but we prefer not to. lol I haven't quality-checked both the chapters so that will take a while, depends on how much free time I have.

Secondly, it seems that there are many people asking me lately if it's possible that I will pick D.Gray-man and Claymore project back up again. The answer is, I'm not sure yet, maybe I will, if there are enough people applying for these positions: translator, proofreader, cleaner, typesetter. So do apply now if you interest in scanlating these two series (and Gantz too, there is never enough staff on Gantz). You can no longer apply on the forums. The forums are dead. From now on, visit our irc channel to apply for anything at all, you see the link button in our front page, yes? Install mirc and click that link and join the channel. >.> Or you can send your application to this email: whateverproject (@) gmail (dot) com 

A little of humour from Jenny and her craving for dgm: here.

Hello, grab the annoying chapter here. Kei-2 is such an arse you know? Could be a little nicer to Reika, she wants to die with him. What a dick. He is such an arsehole. Annoying! XD

By the way, people, there is this spanish group NSG that scanlates (?) Gantz, they stole our pages and raws, used them and released the chapter before us. You can obviously see that they took our redrawn pages from the previous chapter away and screwed them up. What a bunch of pathetic cocks. You know, I never mind if the other international groups want to use my cleans, I have let many use my cleans before when they asked nicely. Not sending some cock to steal my pages from my ftp. (You piece of shit!) So this is why I release chapter 356 only now, despite the fact that my friend translated it the same day the raw came out in Japan, and that the entire chapter was clean within a day. It really annoys/demoralises me. And yes, I need to tell this to the world, it makes me feels better. Great. Thanks for reading, I feel awesome now. lols

It really surprised me that there was anybody who wanted and came to steal our pages considering how lazy and late we are. These people sure have patience.

Edit: Well I just found out who it was that joined my group and took my pages. I'm not as mad as I sound. But yeah, slightly sad, I want peole to join to help sincerely, not stealing my pages. T.T

Today I made this cake, hehe.

Here you go, quite late but yeah I was busy and lazy. New staff members work very diligently. Thanks for joining us, Luffyah and A.S.C.E :)

Ah, by the way, the new releases are now 1400px height because the raws we got recently are very good. So I just want you guys to see all the details you should be seeing. :)

On a more important note, we need a new translator, Rossic is busy and Maxi is, well, busy. xD I don't have a permanent translator for Gantz right now, so I'm looking for one. Please apply if you are able to translate. I beg you. lol

Few days ago it snowed a lot at my place, I have some awesome photos of me burying in the snow in my lawn to show.

I really like to step on virgin snow. The white vastness of it is also awesome. xD

Hi, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year ♥~ Whatever santa gnome have brought Gantz chapters to you~
[0351] Beautiful emotion
[0352] A cross meeting
[0353] Deus ex machina

It's been quite a while isn't it? Did you miss us? You better did, because we finally release the long-awaited three chapters. haha

The raw for chapter 351 is amazing. It beats tankobon version I swear. You should savour all the details I died saving for you all.

P.S By the way, I feel like these chapters have become quite meaningless. The author must have run out of ideas what to write. lol

Guys, I have 7 exams. You know what this means right? xD we have finished chapter 351 but I haven't qced it yet. I will release it at the same time as 352. You can expect both chapters in December second week or something. 7 exams are tough you know. Please do miss us sometimes and come back to check later. lol

Well I guess we are catching up to the lastest chapter. Only that I'm going to have 6 exams in two weeks. lol and I have accumulated eight unfinished lab reports. xD I'm on the verge of going crazy. Thanks Luffyah for joining us and helping us clean. Without you, I don't know how we can go on. T.T We're still searching for proofreaders and more cleaners. Please apply.

It's really harsh on me, I don't have time to check and recheck, bothering japanese proofreader every second, clean and reclean, proofread and reproofread all the time. We need more members. So if you are available, duh, apply! haha

Grab your chapters here.

My gardenia has been blooming for the past few weeks. It's a miracle. Usually when I grow anything they all die. XD I'm so surprised that this pot gives me more than one bloom.